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You just have to wonder what people were thinking when they named some of these towns? There are many strange names of towns all the world and the United States has its rightful share. We have names for everybody. Hey you movie buffs, have you ever been to Ben Hur Texas? If the town is as good as the movie was, it must really be something. On the other hand you might be a horror film buff and if you are, you just have to visit Frankenstein Missouri. I know you might be too scared to go to Frankenstein, but if you are too scared I suggest you visit Cold Foot, Alaska. Maybe you enjoy action movies, I know that I really enjoyed some of those Sylvester Stallone movies? If that is the case, I think you should ramble over to Rambo Riviera, Arkansas.

Now I don't know how you feel about insects, but I am certainly not crazy about them most of the time, that is why I decided to avoid visiting Roachtown, Illinois. Those little buggers just get into everything. I don't think I like the idea of visiting Toad Suck, Arkansas either, it just brings up some horrible images in my mind, however I can't speak towards anyone else's tastes. Well I guess fi you can't make your mind up, maybe you should consider going to Uncertain, Texas and wait there for a while until you do. It turns out that you worry too much about visiting places like Toad Suck and Roachtown, maybe you should think about going to Chicken, Alaska where you might be able to get a little more courage. If I were you, I wouldn't just stop at chicken Alaska, I would continue my trip and head into Fearnot Pennsylvania. getting a little more courage never hurt anyone.

I certainly don't care what anyone's sexual orientation is, but there are probably certain people out there that would love it in Gaylordsville, Connecticut or Gay Mills, Wisconsin, but a word to the wise, if I were you I wouldn't stay in Gun Barrel City, Texas. I am the kind of person that just can't sit still without having something to do, I know there must be some of you like me out there, reading this. My suggestion to you is that you don't stay at of Boring, Maryland. It just sounds like there's not much to do there. I bet Boring Oregon is not much better. I thought about going to Dismal, Tennessee, but it just didn't seem a better choice to me. Maybe I'm just being too choosy? now I just feel like having a good time and I think I'll head out to Yeehaw Junction, Florida, this town sounds like a blast. Some of you of course, may have wanted to go to Hornytown in North Carolina, but this is a family oriented site, so I won't go into that. If you just couldn't make your mind up, then I suggest you drop into Uncertain Texas, until you do.

Have you read recently about the disappearance of the honeybees? Well I think I've solved that mystery, I bet they went to Beetown, Wisconsin. What is wrong with those scientists why couldn't they have figured this out? I don't have a lot of hair and I have to tell you there is no way you're going to get me into Bald Head, Maine. The thought of going there really turns me off. I don't think I want to go to Belcher New York either, it just doesn't sound like a place I want to be in. Lately we have been hearing a lot about people like creatures, in many the woods around this country. Some people are saying that they believe that these creatures are the missing link. I think we should investigate this and our first stop should be Big Foot, Illinois. There are a lot of strange things in those woods and if you don't believe me just visit It Mississippi. What about life on other planets, how do you feel about that? We could check that out by going to Jupiter, Florida or Mars, Pennsylvania. I wonder if there's any life in those places?

How do you feel about cutlery? I find it very useful and I bet they do too in Forks of Solomon, California. Well that age-old problem has reared its head again, this time in Hooker Arkansas and Hooker,Oklahoma, you just can't seem to stop it. If you go there, you're going to be punished and sent to Hell, Michigan. If you do end up there you'd better try and get to Kill Devil Hills North Carolina, before you get sent to River Styx Ohio. Do you like food? If you do, you can go to one of these towns, Chestnut Illinois, Chocolate Bayon Texas, Ding Dong Texas, Hot Coffee Mississippi, Hot Water Mississippi, Lollipop Texas, Porky Pennsylvania, or Sandwich Illinois. That should satisfy your hunger, except for Hot Water, you will have to add something to that. You have to be careful when visiting strange towns, there are some pretty mean people out there and you might land up in Spread Eagle Wisconsin. once you are in this position you might be sent to Smackover Arkansas, where I am sure you'll get the beating of your life, you might even be sent to Cut-Off Louisiana and I dread to think about what might happen to you there.

As I said, I think everybody should have some good times in their life, so I think that some of you should head off to Disco Tennessee. What, you see a mouse? You had better get right over to Eke Alaska. You might have a lawsuit here maybe you had better visit Lawyersville New York. While you're in their office sit down and relax, read a Magazineville Arkansas. Oh, the only thing you can find in the magazine is all that dirt from Muck City Alabama? Well you can find some unusual stories from Odd West Virginia. If you can't find anything to read there don't land up going to Panic Pennsylvania, they might have something unusual to read over at Peculiar Missouri. Why don't you just relax and take your girl to Romance Arkansas and call it a day.

Enough of all this silliness, I'm going back to normal Illinois.